Found this on my friend [link] page, and stole it!
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Kerry Needs the Courage to Walk Away from Iraq: Kerry needs to stop talking about how he will be stronger than Bush and how he will do more for our national security. (Grr.. I knew John Kerry would plague my results, seems I have the same political issues as Michelle!!)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Blogit > Now Kerry looks Like a Pumpkin,check this out (LMAO - Again John Kerry, but apparantly had a face tan accident.. no pics available tho
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Kerry says talks on climate must remain on track - The Boston Globe (this is getting rediculous.. surely theres another Kerry out there >_<
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Sen. Kerry wants to ban Internet images of dog fighting (well me too, sounds like a good chap this JK fellow ^_^)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Baseball Musings: Kerry Does Something (that's rather vague isnt it? ... ah apears to do with baseball.. why not just say that dammit :S)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: John Kerry Hates America - Here's Proof(rather worrying for a presidential candidate :S)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Kerry asks Pakistan to take on LeT (Lashkar-e-Taiba - Army of the Good.. ooh live and learn
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Jon Swift: John Kerry Goes Nucular (immideately followed by "Kerry goes Commando LMAO)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: FedTracker: Kerry likes Obama's SBA choice (Small Business Admin - aww he likes him! innit it cute
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: John Kerry eats babies. (WTF?! ahh its a spoof.. an ad against him set up by the Bush admin
Q: Type in "[your name] wears in Google search:
A: Make sure Kerry wears a hat on Inauguration Day (mmkay...)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: John Kerry Arrested - Disaster For Democrats (WHAT he even made it in here!?! what was he arrested for?... hmmm it was another joke... it says for masturbating or something... pfff, ppl have WAY too much free time)
WELLPS take care everyone and Merry C'mas! ^_^









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"There's been a million people in love, describing love.
And they've described it in every single way.
So I honestly believe that beyond diving further into it...
describing love is always going to sound a bit cliche."
- Me
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We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.
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